Nervous System Quotes

"He has two neurons held together by a spirochete."
---Sarah Bellham's neurology professor

"I like nonesense, it wakes up the brain cells."
---Dr. Seuss

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."
---Vice President Dan Quayle

"The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around."
--- Thomas A. Edison

"One neuron short of a synapse."
--- Unknown