Hepatic Quotes

"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by on one."
-- Homer Simpson

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
---Henny Youngman

"There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. Might as well speak of a female liver."
---Charlotte Perkins Gilman