Gastrointestinal Quotes

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
---Joan Rivers

"You thing of no bowels!"
--Shakespearean insult

"By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach."
---Winston Churchill

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
---Jean Kerr

"Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetites."
---Quintilian